1. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet?
Certain family members, my snobby sister-in-law for one, Victoria Beckham, Jordan ~(Yes I'm Team Andre), my ex, and the ex before him.
2. How do you flush the toilet in public?
I try not to use a public loo unless I'm desperate, I usually sneek into a posh hotel and pretend to be a resident.
3. Do you use your phone in the car?
Uuurrmm.
4. Do you have a crush on someone?
A parent I met at parents evening, unfortunately his son is the naughtiest kid in the whole school :o(
and the the guy who sits on the window ledge, near the Blue Iguana, on his lap top, stealing someone elses wi-fi.
5. Name one thing you worry about running out of.
Vodka
6. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
Everyone says I look like a chubbier version of Nicola from Girls Aloud - Not exactly a compliment is it?
7. What is your favourite pizza topping?
Cheese, red onion and peppers.
8. Do you crack your knuckles?
No - Im scared they'll fall off.
9. What song do you hate the most?
Anything that been an 'X' Factor number one!
10. If you could have a superpower what would it be?
To be able to read peoples minds!!!
11. Coffee or Tea?
Coffee - Latte with vanilla syrup on the top :o)
12. Where are your car keys?
In my handbag. I think!
13. What was the last song you listened to?
Kings of Leon 'Use Somebody'
14. What was the last fim you saw?
New Moon.
15. Where did you last go on holiday?
Rome - but it was a holiday/job interview.
16. What is your best physical feature?
Asking me that is like trying to find a diamond in a muddy puddle. I would probably say my brown eyes, although certain crazy men appear to like my red hair for some unknown reason.
17. What CD is closest to you right now?
'Lungs' Florence & the Machine
18. What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
Milk, White Wine & Rose Wine
19. What superstition do you believe/practice?
I say 'white rabbits' on the first day of every month
20. What colour are your bed sheets?
Crisp white cotton
21. Would you rather be a fish or a bird?
A fish - but not a cod!!!
22. Last thing you broke?
My ex's heart
23. What are you having to eat tonight?
A Slimfast
24. What colour top are you wearing?
A Black/Grey 'Bench' T'Shirt
25. If you could be doing anything else today, what would you rather be doing?
I can't choose between having a lazy day in bed or going for a drink with the girls.
26. Do security cameras make you nervous?
Yes - especially if I'm drunk
27. Last concert you went to?
Athlete at the 'Band on the Wall' in Manchester
28. Next concert you're planning to attend?
I'm going to Glastonbury in June.
29. Do you talk to yourself?
All the time - I'm the only one who ever makes any sense.
30. Have you ever adopted or purchased a pet?
I dont' do animals.
Labels: meme, Random questions, Sunday Stealing
Sunday, 7 February 2010
Never Trust...
Never trust anybody who only drinks Vodka
Never trust people who have a mono brow
Never trust people whose eyebrows are a different colour from their hair
Never trust politicians (particularly when speaking)
Never trust anybody who gives you a “vote of confidence”
Never trust anybody who doesn’t like garlic – they may be a vampire
Never trust a naked chef
Never trust a woman who says, your boyfriend is fit, to everybody but you
Never trust a big dog with a toothy grin
Never trust the woman who wants to climb the corporate ladder in record time - she's probably sleeping with your boyfriend
Never trust those who blame everything on their computer
Never trust a pension advisor
Never trust a plumber who wants paying in CASH
Never trust Simon Cowell
Never trust a psychologist
Never trust anybody who tries to palm something off on you for free
Never trust a spider, particularly if it is in your bedroom as you are about to go to sleep
Never trust a new car salesman
Never trust a second hand car salesman
Never trust a hairdresser with brightly coloured hair
Never trust a vampire who asks you out for a drink when it's a full moon
Never trust a your boss when she says “Have you got a minute?” at 4pm on a Friday afternoon
Never trust a celebrity who has to go on a reality TV show
Never trust a fat personal trainer
Never trust a guy who wants to buy you a double vodka on your hen night
Never trust a smiling traffic warden
Never trust anybody who says “trust me – I know what I’m doing
Never trust weathermen
Never trust anybody who insists on giving themselves a pretentious job title (e.g. a painter who calls himself a “Colour Distribution Technician”)
Never trust a wasp – it WILL sting you. Kill it!
Never trust an email that offers anything free
Never trust an alcoholic to look after your vodka whilst you visit the ladies
Never trust anyone who's been in 'X'factor audition
Never trust anybody who has a double-barrelled surname like “Garstang-Mills”
Never trust a woman whose name is pronounced differently from the spelling (for example Smith and she insists her name is “Smythe”
Never trust a person whose flat screen TV is bigger than their lounge
Never trust a decorator who tries you tell you the 'in' colour is 'Beige' - He's trying you fob you off with a job lott.
Never trust someone who smiles when they're telling your their cat died
Never trust an estate agent
Never trust a smiling crocodile
Never trust a child who's holding a paintbrush
Never trust a person who uses buz words like “The elephant in the corner”
Never trust what a guy says after three bottles of Becks
Never trust a woman who's had liposuction when she insists 'You look fab in that dress'
Never trust a guy who can't look you in the eye when he says he's sorry
Never trust anything you read in 'The Sun'
Never trust a woman who begins a sentence with “I’m not being funny but …”
Never trust a woman who has a new boyfriend every couple of months
Never trust a guy who has a new car every couple of months
Never trust your eyes when you have'nt put your contacts in
Never trust a madman who's holding a knife
Never trust a cat - It will scratch you!
Never trust Homer Simpson
Never trust a man that wears make-up
Never trust a shark
Never trust your boss - they're always looking for someone, smarter, prettier and who works for less!
Always trust yourself
Never trust people who have a mono brow
Never trust people whose eyebrows are a different colour from their hair
Never trust politicians (particularly when speaking)
Never trust anybody who gives you a “vote of confidence”
Never trust anybody who doesn’t like garlic – they may be a vampire
Never trust a naked chef
Never trust a woman who says, your boyfriend is fit, to everybody but you
Never trust a big dog with a toothy grin
Never trust the woman who wants to climb the corporate ladder in record time - she's probably sleeping with your boyfriend
Never trust those who blame everything on their computer
Never trust a pension advisor
Never trust a plumber who wants paying in CASH
Never trust Simon Cowell
Never trust a psychologist
Never trust anybody who tries to palm something off on you for free
Never trust a spider, particularly if it is in your bedroom as you are about to go to sleep
Never trust a new car salesman
Never trust a second hand car salesman
Never trust a hairdresser with brightly coloured hair
Never trust a vampire who asks you out for a drink when it's a full moon
Never trust a your boss when she says “Have you got a minute?” at 4pm on a Friday afternoon
Never trust a celebrity who has to go on a reality TV show
Never trust a fat personal trainer
Never trust a guy who wants to buy you a double vodka on your hen night
Never trust a smiling traffic warden
Never trust anybody who says “trust me – I know what I’m doing
Never trust weathermen
Never trust anybody who insists on giving themselves a pretentious job title (e.g. a painter who calls himself a “Colour Distribution Technician”)
Never trust a wasp – it WILL sting you. Kill it!
Never trust an email that offers anything free
Never trust an alcoholic to look after your vodka whilst you visit the ladies
Never trust anyone who's been in 'X'factor audition
Never trust anybody who has a double-barrelled surname like “Garstang-Mills”
Never trust a woman whose name is pronounced differently from the spelling (for example Smith and she insists her name is “Smythe”
Never trust a person whose flat screen TV is bigger than their lounge
Never trust a decorator who tries you tell you the 'in' colour is 'Beige' - He's trying you fob you off with a job lott.
Never trust someone who smiles when they're telling your their cat died
Never trust an estate agent
Never trust a smiling crocodile
Never trust a child who's holding a paintbrush
Never trust a person who uses buz words like “The elephant in the corner”
Never trust what a guy says after three bottles of Becks
Never trust a woman who's had liposuction when she insists 'You look fab in that dress'
Never trust a guy who can't look you in the eye when he says he's sorry
Never trust anything you read in 'The Sun'
Never trust a woman who begins a sentence with “I’m not being funny but …”
Never trust a woman who has a new boyfriend every couple of months
Never trust a guy who has a new car every couple of months
Never trust your eyes when you have'nt put your contacts in
Never trust a madman who's holding a knife
Never trust a cat - It will scratch you!
Never trust Homer Simpson
Never trust a man that wears make-up
Never trust a shark
Never trust your boss - they're always looking for someone, smarter, prettier and who works for less!
Always trust yourself
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